Naja shoved her soda in my hand, causing the ice in the cup to rattle about. âHere, hold this, âcause in a minute itâs about to be on and poppinâ. How Lil Wayne gonâ take her back?â
Naja stood up from her seat and I snatched her back down. âWhat theâ?â She was outta pocket! âGurl, you straight trippinâ. you canât go runninâ up on Lil Wayne!â
âWhy not? He can get it, too. I donât believe this.â For a minute I thought she had tears in her eyes. âI canât believe Lil Wayne didnât wait for me.â
âWait for you?â Was this fool crazy?
âYeah.â
Was she sniffling? Hold itâ¦I knew that couldnât be a tear I saw.
âAfter,â she sniffed, âI didnât make the second season of Flavor of Love, I wrote Lil Wayne and told him we were meant to be and that Iâd be eighteen next year, so he should wait for meâ¦And here he is, gettinâ it in witâ Trina? Knowing she was droppinâ it for Young Buck, too? I swear, nobody listens to Kya or 50 Cent.â
All I did was stare. There were no words for her. It was official: Najaâs common sense was twisted.
âThis is some bullshit, you know that, right?â Naja wiped her eyes, then looked to the side of us and stared as if sheâd just seen a ghost. âWaitâ¦a minuteâ¦waitâ¦a minute. Didnât I tell that big head ho to stay away from my man?!â Naja whipped her neck toward me. âOh itâs âbout to be a misunderstanding.â
âYou need to calm down before you blow something.â
âOh, Iâma blow something alright.â She pounded her fist at Rihanna.
âKeep it up and they gonâ arrest you.â
I wasnât sure what she said in response because the lights went down and the crowd started screaming. Lloyd, Haneefâs opening act, took the stage and Naja started panting, âLloyd! I love you! Itâs me, itâs Naja, I call your record company every day! Iâm all over your MySpace page. Did you get my friend request?! I wanna be your number one friend. Lloyd, did you get my email?!â
âWould you shut up?!â Iâd thought I was the worldâs best groupie, but all along, my best friend had me beat.
Lloyd and the crowd were singing his hit song together. People were yelling and screaming, and some girls were even crying. His band was fantastic and just as he went to sing his last song, Jordin Sparks joined him on stage.
âOh hell, no, he didnât?!â Naja snapped. âI know he didnât bypass me for American Idol âs rendition of Big Bird?â
âNow you need to apologize for that,â I said surprised. âYou know she can sing!â
âWell, if singing is what matters, then why is Rihanna with Chris Brown?â
I ignored her. Iâd had enough of her insulting people. Once she saw I was ignoring her, she started enjoying the concert and singing along. As Lloyd and his entourage left the stage, Trey Songz hopped on and Naja passed out.
I fanned her. âYou better learn to breathe again, because here comes Haneef!â She sat up and we both started screaming. The entire place went completely black, and then spotlights shot back and forth across the audience.
Everyone was yelling and holding up their lighters and flashlights, the streams of light and flickering flames seemed to illuminate the sky. Girls were crying, âI love you, Haneef!â
âHmph,â I shouted. âNot like I do!â
Naja and I started bumping shoulders and throwing our arms in the air as the dancers came onstage and did some of the flyest hip-hop moves Iâd ever seen. And right when they were in the midst of gettinâ down witâ the get down, a spotlight streamed center stage, and there was a cloud of smoke and an array of helicopter noises.
âAttention,â a computerized