of them were hawkers from the traffic lights, looking to break up the boredom of their day with a bit of blood-letting. I got into my car and crawled across the bridge, pedestrians pounded on the roof.
La Côte Oueste Sari wasnât difficult to find. The
gardien
let me in through a gate that could handle plenty of trouble should it come along. He pointed me up to some offices flanking the warehouse where I could see a bottling plant not in use. Most of the offices had their blinds down, but I found one with a glass door and beyond it a white woman in a short, tight red skirt, black vest and red high heels with little leather bows on the back. She had her back to the door and was spraying a huge umbrella plant. She was stretching up with one leg bent at the knee as if she was hoping that there was somebody else in the office to take notice. The air was freeze-dried inside and I didnât disturb the womanâs work by
coining in.
She persisted with the disapproving atomizerâtsk, tskâtsk, tsk.
âBonjour,â
I said.
She span round faster than if sheâd been caught with her hands in the till and went over on one of her high heels. She fell back into a plump black leather chair which swallowed her with a gasp. The atomizer, which I could now see was a water pistol, was pointing at me.
âYou donât frighten me with that,â I said to her in French.
She laughed badly, as if there was plenty needed tightening up in the nerves department.
âYou scared me,â she said, putting the pistol down. âI didnât hear you come in.â
âYou donât look as if youâve got a weak heart.â
âI donât,â she said, and went behind the desk.
To keep herself in that trim she must have had the heart of a steeplechaser. Her body had a fat percentage in the single figures and it looked as if it was monitored that way. She must have had a set of scales with the grams marked off and a red line for anything over fifty kilos.
Her face was as taut as a jockeyâs, the muscles evident under the stretched skin. She had a small mouth, very small. It couldnât have used up more than an inch. It looked as if it was going to be very economical. She put a set of long red talons through her short bleach-blonde hair and kicked herself away from the desk on a castered chair. She crossed her legs, keeping her eyes on mine, seeing where they went, and leaned back, showing me the workings of her abdominals under the spray-on vest.
âIâve come to see Jean-Luc. Is he here?â
âYou should have called,â she said.
âDoes that mean he isnât?â
She blinked once, slowly, and breathed in through her nose as if that was some kind of a reply.
âDoes that mean I need an appointment?â I asked.
A little tongue came out of the little mouth and nipped back in again.
âIâm doing all the work here,â I said, âand youâre the one behind the desk.â
âWhat do you want to see him about?â
âVeg oil.â
âYou donât need to see him to buy veg oil. I can sell you that.â
âIâm not buying, Iâm selling.â
âHeâs not buying,â she said. âI know.â
âI wouldnât mind hearing that from him.â
âI speak with his voice.â
âSince the operation,â I said.
She frowned.
âUne petite blague,â
I said.
âTrès petite,â
she confirmed.
âAre you his managing director, then?â I asked. âYou didnât give me your card or tell me your name.â
âCarole,â she said, and as an afterthought, âMarnier.â
âYou must be his wife.â
âI could be his sister, his half sister or his sister-in-law.â
âIf he had a brother ... which he doesnât,â I guessed.
The knot of muscle at the back of her neck keeping her shoulders braced loosened about a
Maggie Ryan, Blushing Books